Weird theory #47: Islamic women can do kinky things with their ankles. That's why the Koran says they aren't supposed to reveal them in public.

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And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth, nor reach to the mountains in height

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He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.

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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you keep them secret, and give them to the poor, then that is better still for you; and this wipes off from you some of your evil deeds.

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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you keep them secret, and give them to the poor, then that is better still for you and this wipes off from you some of your evil deeds.

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Wealth and children are the adornment of life.

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Surely God causes the seed and the stone to sprout He brings forth the living from the dead, and He is the bringer forth of the dead from the living.

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Horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and conquer without sword.

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There is not an animal on the earth, nor a flying creature on two wings, but they are people like unto you.

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