If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

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I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

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We sailed from the port of indecision, Young and wild with, oh, so much to learn, And days turn into years, As we try to fool our fears, But, to the port of indecision I return.

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Never did I think that I became family entertainment.

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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

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Indecision may or may not be my problem.

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Give me some words we can dance to,

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Some people never find it, some only pretend, but I just want to live happily ever after every now and then.

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People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

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If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

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Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.

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We are the people our parents warned us about.

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If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

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You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if I hear something I will write it down.

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If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

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Older and wiser voices can always help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.

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