I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

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Never did I think that I became family entertainment.

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We sailed from the port of indecision, Young and wild with, oh, so much to learn, And days turn into years, As we try to fool our fears, But, to the port of indecision I return.

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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

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If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

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Indecision may or may not be my problem.

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Give me some words we can dance to,

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People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

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Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.

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If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

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Some people never find it, some only pretend, but I just want to live happily ever after every now and then.

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If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

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We are the people our parents warned us about.

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You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if I hear something I will write it down.

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If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

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Older and wiser voices can always help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.

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