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The Bell of Justice'. In an old city in Italy, its king had installed a bell in the public square. Anyone wrongly treated would ring it and get justice. After many years the bell rope rotted away so it was tied with a wild vine to make it longer. One day an abandoned/old/starving horse wandered into the square, took a mouthful hungrily of the vine... and the bell rang! The king hurried to the square and saw an old/thin/hungry horse and said he should have justice. He immediately summoned the owner and ordered him to look after his old horse, to give him good food and water, a proper stable and peace and if he didn't he would be punished! Justice was done and all the citizens felt their magistrate acted wisely.'

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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!

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I installed a skylight in my apartment yesterday. The people who live above me are furious

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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

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