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Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Henny Youngman |

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Amber |

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Samuel Hoffenstein |

Shouldn't someone tag Mr Kennedy's bold new imaginative program with its proper age Under the tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl Marx-first launched a century ago. There is nothing new in the idea of a government being Big Brother.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Ronald Reagan |

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | P G Wodehouse |

The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about a week.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anonymous |