A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
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Patriotism is a arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
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The triumph of sugar over diabetes.
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Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.
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To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.
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Women can form a friendship with a man very well but to preserve it--to that end a slight physical antipathy must probably help.
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A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
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A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.
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Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
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Politics is the pursuit of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
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Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
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I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
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I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
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I drink to make other people interesting.
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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
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