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Famous Garry Shandling Quotations

Best famous Garry Shandling quotations. Find, read, and share the best famous quotations by Garry Shandling. These are the most popular quotations and best examples of quotes by Garry Shandling.

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Quote Left I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. Quote Right
Quote Left It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. Quote Right
Quote Left I have such poor vision I can date anybody. Quote Right

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