An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.
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The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
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It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
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Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
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Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be fools who rushed in.
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One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget.
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Don't be afraid to talk to yourself. It's the only way you can be sure somebody's listening.
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Originality is the art of concealing your source.
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Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
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One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
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Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.
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Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
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