The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it.
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I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
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It's so easy for a kid to join a gang, to do drugs, ... We should make it that easy to be involved in football and academics.
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I don't have to say 'Rap it up' every two seconds, or 'Don't do drugs' every two seconds. They know they're not supposed to use drugs, and they know they're supposed to put a condom on.
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E.L. Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day
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Want to do drugs, fine. You're out of my life!
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Because - believe it or not - I don't do drugs!
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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't drink and drive.....
Leave that to me.
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