Dawson Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

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Pink All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.

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Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

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I'd like to quit thinking of the present as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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I'm only here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer.

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Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

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Wooderson The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man. L-I-V-I-N.

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Wooderson That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

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Man I love them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do.

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I'm only here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer.

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