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Famous David Letterman Quotations

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Quote Left USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population. Quote Right
Quote Left Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. Quote Right
Quote Left Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles- watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. Quote Right
Quote Left Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. Advice to his guests Quote Right
Quote Left Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President. (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. Quote Right
Quote Left Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? - Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. - Advising the President. - Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. Quote Right
Quote Left There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. Quote Right
Quote Left Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between! Quote Right
Quote Left You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone else is driving. Quote Right
Quote Left When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? Quote Right
Quote Left I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. Quote Right
Quote Left Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale. Quote Right
Quote Left Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. Quote Right
Quote Left Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? Quote Right
Quote Left Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. Quote Right
Quote Left Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. Quote Right
Quote Left New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. Quote Right
Quote Left New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. Quote Right
Quote Left Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing. Quote Right