That Dali is really Norman Rockwell's twin brother kidnapped by gypsies in babyhood.
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
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We are all hungry and thirsty for concrete images. Abstract art will have been good for one thing: to restore its exact virginity to figurative art.
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The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.
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This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.
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Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.
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Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making.
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
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The terrifying and edible beauty of Art Nouveau architecture.
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Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire.
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The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
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There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and the never seen, who has only to imagine in order to pierce through walls and cause all the planetary Baghdads of his dreams to rise from the dust.
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
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It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.
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At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
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Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it.
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The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.
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Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
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Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.
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The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
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