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Confucious say: - fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs. - man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. - man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement. - man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. - man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. - woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary. - man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger

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Confucious say: he who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.

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When you see a good man, try to emulate his example, and when you see a bad man, search yourself for his faults.

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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

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Confucious say: 'Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.'

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Member Quotes About Confucious

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it, confucious

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