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How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | H L Mencken |

Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Joseph Wood Krutch |

Man (waiting for elevator): 'Who are you guys supposed to be? Cosmonauts or something?' Venkman: 'We're exterminators. Someone reported a cockroach on the twelfth floor.' Man: 'Must be one hell of a cockroach.' Venkman: 'Bite your head off.'

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Ghostbusters |

Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Joseph Wood Krutch |

Nigle: That'll do pig... That'll do. Yoku: Screw you cockroach. Nigle: Got to find your dick first shamoo.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | The Replacements |