A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
|
A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
|
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.
|
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
|
The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.
|
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does
|
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.
|
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
|
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election
|
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
|
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
|
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.
|
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
|
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
|
Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too.
|
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
|