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Quote Left When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a traini... Quote Right
Quote Left People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often... 'And we wish you Godspeed.' It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. Quote Right
Quote Left Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. Quote Right
Quote Left I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. Quote Right
Quote Left Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries Quote Right
Quote Left Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Quote Right
Quote Left Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy. Quote Right
Quote Left The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. Quote Right
Quote Left There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God Quote Right
Quote Left Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage; the wife is in charge. Quote Right
Quote Left Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry Quote Right
Quote Left My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children. Quote Right
Quote Left As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak she gave me a younger brother named Russel, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest. Quote Right
Quote Left Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. Quote Right
Quote Left I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't Quote Right
Quote Left The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic Quote Right
Quote Left I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone. Quote Right
Quote Left In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Quote Right
Quote Left One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children--unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek. Quote Right
Quote Left For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked Quote Right
Quote Left Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge Quote Right
Quote Left Children today know more about sex than I or my father did Quote Right
Quote Left Nothing separates the generations more than musicthe time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes Quote Right
Quote Left If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right Quote Right
Quote Left Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Quote Right
Quote Left Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you Quote Right
Quote Left Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home Quote Right
Quote Left A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone Quote Right
Quote Left You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything --even poverty--you can survive it. Quote Right
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