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Barbershop Quotations

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Quote Left A man goes to a barbershop and asks, 'How many ahead of me?' 'Five.' The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, 'How many ahead of me?' 'Four.' The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, 'How many ahead of me?' 'Six.' The man leaves, a Quote Right