In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!

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I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.

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Bible-shaped handbags are nothing more than a cheap way for Christian zealots to shove their religion down the throat of agnostics and atheists. Which is why the Catholic League loves them. Our advice to ACLU attorneys ââ?¬â? don't leave home without one.

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Everybody that is just is called to form part of the Kingdom of Heaven--whether they be Buddhas, Jews, or Atheists--as long as they are good.

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They have all sorts of new services today. Now they've got a dial-a-prayer service for atheists. You call a number and nobody answers.

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The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent individuals within those groups.

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You don't have to be religious to have a soul; everybody has one. You don't have to be religious to perfect your soul; I have found saintliness in avowed atheists.

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Imagine what it's like down in hell... 'Murderers, if you'd like to form a group over here. Thieves, bank robbers and lawyers can you all form a group, oh and taxation officers, you're with them. And atheists, looks like you were batting for the wrong team. Now Christians... bad news, looks like the Jews were right...'

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I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

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If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.

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If there is no God, why do atheists spend do much time arguing about something that doesn't exist?

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If there were no God, there would be no Atheists

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Humans: become atheists each and all! God will nevertheless welcome you with all his heart!

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3 out of 100 people waste their lives being atheists. 97 out of 100 people waste their lives being idiots, killing each other on who has got the better God.

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Religion is far too important a thing for atheists to leave to the religious.

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I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens; nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation 'under God'.

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Popular statement in WW2, 'there are no atheists in foxholes'

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