Famous Alexander Woollcott Quotes

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Quote Left The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it. Quote Right
Quote Left Alexander Woollcott broadcasts the story of the wife who returned a dog to the Seeing Eye with this note attached: 'I am sending the dog back.... Quote Right
Quote Left All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Quote Right
Quote Left She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers. Quote Right
Quote Left All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening. Quote Right
Quote Left I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences. Quote Right
Quote Left There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. Quote Right