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Maintaining your Composure

Don’t let your neighbours decompose
Make sure they are well
Or else they go green and blot
And also start to smell
Once you detect an awful stench 
Don’t wait for garbage day 
It won’t get better, only worse
Take measures right away
Request welfare check at once
We’d rather cut them fresh
Putrefaction will advance
And bugs will feast on flesh..
Just keep this image in your mind
Believe me, it’s that gross
Be a responsible adult
Don’t let them decompose

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 4/30/2015 6:59:00 PM

GORLUM. Congratulations on your well-deserved win. SKAT love
Date: 4/25/2015 11:30:00 PM

Gorlum, Congratulations on your Humorous Poetry contest win :) LINDA
Date: 4/22/2015 9:26:00 PM

Congrats on your fine win..
Date: 4/22/2015 1:59:00 PM

I love this humorous write, :) a 7 and congratulations on your wonderful win. Blessings eve
Date: 4/19/2015 12:34:00 PM

humourous in one way but so so so sad when it does happen - I check on my elderly neighbour almost every day and if the curtains are still closed I go back and check again later just to make sure:-) Hugs Jan xx