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Dirty limerick

Once seduced by his junior coworkers
Old man took his dates to the lockers
They used penile tweezers 
And shagged like young weasels
Too bad he forgot beta-blockers

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2013



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Cardiac dysrhythmia

I am as sick as sinus syndrome
At times as lively as V-fib
Accelerated, polymorphic…
Another temporary blip

then Mobitz II attacks.. times slows
it creeps by like prolonged QT
complete heart block would likely follow..
screw that, I’m back to SVT

It never stops, it’s pretty hopeless
I’m  getting sicker day-by-day
No chance for cure, time to go
Time to succumb to PEA

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2014

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Limerick: shrinks, part 2

Once attending professional course
Shrinks attempted to fix mind flaws
They gorged on cocaine
But primitive brain
Has failed to achieve sacred pause

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2013

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Dirty limerick: old man,part 2

Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2013

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Slaughter of the innocents

Millipede eating baby cockroach
An innocent victim
I feel no sympathy 

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Limerick: shrinks, part 1

Once a crowd of shrinks with goatees
Tried to put their mind at ease
They tried medication 
And then meditation 
But failed to achieve their bliss

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2013

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Laundry: where do socks go

Where do socks go 
When the washer stops?
Where do they go 
When the washer stops?
Through the laundry mist 
They escape
One goes astray
And another lays motionless
In the laundry basket
Where do socks go
When the washer stop?

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2013

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Maintaining your Composure

Don’t let your neighbours decompose
Make sure they are well
Or else they go green and blot
And also start to smell
Once you detect an awful stench 
Don’t wait for garbage day 
It won’t get better, only worse
Take measures right away
Request welfare check at once
We’d rather cut them fresh
Putrefaction will advance
And bugs will feast on flesh..
Just keep this image in your mind
Believe me, it’s that gross
Be a responsible adult
Don’t let them decompose

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2015

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Neuropathology

Amigdala cells perished by apoptosis,
Sommer's sector succumbed to sclerosis,
Limbic system exists 
In drug-induced bliss...
"You are doomed-
 That's your long-term prognosis"

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2013

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FML

"Authority problem and rules violation
Driver’s license suspended
At work on probation
In and out of trouble
Decisions and choices”-
I must’ve spaced out, I’m hearing voices,
I’m losing my mind, I’m trapped in abyss…
Few shots, benadryl, seroquel – I’m at peace

Copyright © Gorlum Gorlum | Year Posted 2013

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