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Donald's Blunderland

(Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Hey Alexa, are you listening?
The camera lens is slightly glistening
He lost a gigabyte of data tonight
Tweeting in the Donald blunderland

Gone away is the snoop guy
The microwave is the new spy
All the day long it passes along
Data from the Donald blunderland

In the Kremlin he will call the Vlad man
Controlling lots of oil in the ground
He will say I know you're not a bad man
And Rex can cut a deal when he's in town

Later on, they'll conspire
As he plans whom to fire
And blame unafraid for the egg that he laid
Tweeting in the Donald blunderland







Copyright © Roy Jerden | Year Posted 2017

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  1. Date: 10/15/2017 6:51:00 AM

    I was looking to see if you'd posted something new but came back to read this gem it really made me LOL and I've got that darn tune going through my brain and its not even Christmas or snowing!:-) hugs jan xx
  1. Date: 8/29/2017 3:49:00 PM

    Once again your words have me ROTFL!!!! This is a real beaut.
  1. Date: 4/30/2017 8:32:00 AM

    Hi Roy: Welcome back. Beautiful lyrics to an old song! Definitely a shower singing song (or sitting on the toilet) Please read my Trumped.
  1. Date: 3/14/2017 6:42:00 PM

    I loved your poem. The man is trigger happy tweeting our morals away and jumps from one lie to another effortlessly. Amitiés
  1. Date: 3/14/2017 5:37:00 PM

    BRILLIANT!!!:) I couldn't trump this poem if I tried:-) hugs Jan xx
  1. Date: 3/14/2017 4:16:00 PM

    Creative and funny, Roy! I enjoyed it. Blessings, Kim
  1. Date: 3/14/2017 3:04:00 PM

    Giggles! Well done :)

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