a scotsman called jock
**bawdy warning
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there was a scotsman called jock,
who lived near the village loch,
met a fair haired lassie,
whose walk is so classy,
but talks like a crowing cock.
jock was hoping for some sweet romance,
so took this lass to the sat`dee dance,
thought she was dainty and french,
but grabbed him in a tight clench,
now, he wanted much more than a dance.
dropping her silk knickers to her feet,
this girl was not overly discrete,
turning jocks cheeks rosy red,
she acted like they were wed,
when giving all her sweet lovely treats.
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