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How Do I Make You Mine

I mean it can't be that hard huh?
Your eyes are as beautiful as a sunset in July.
Listen babe I just wanna lay you down,
Kiss those tender lips,
Caress those hands in mine,
Get tangled in the sheets,
Massage the back that's sore,
Clean your dishes while you're at work.

Cook you dinner while you're at the office.
Listen honey, you know who you are?
I'll spell it in these next verses.
Average looking legs,
Least I can say I love the eyes,
You're always running through my head!
See the look in my eyes,
Still up to have rough sex stoned?
All I really wanna do is watch movies naked!
Did you figure it out?
No?

Yes?
No?
Oh okay. 
I'm not gonna spell it out again.
Just remember baby your smile is always fresh on my mind.
You could be playing me for a fool,
However a fool is smarter than the wise man.
Or something like that.
"It's not the size of the dog In the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!"
-unknown.

Dear future wife,
Listen babe sometime or another we should really claim some property, or something?
I was thinking I'll take the ass last and tits first?
It's alright everything in Florida is flat I was more turned on by the sexy eyes when you gave me that snarling get back stare.
Your sexy legs drive me wild,
Do me a favor grab my balls make sure I'm still breathing!

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Physical Therapy

Physical Therapy.

This has a meaning and a term.
It's such a bitch.
I'm sure you're gonna regret it later?
Nah I'm sure I'll find a new way of living.
Coming to think of it,
I find the devil takes,
Jesus listens,
Buddha teaches,
Now it's time to watch the on.

Well time to lay down and watch movies. 
If I can get just more.
Looks like the wind blows again.
As well as the cold wind blowing tears in my eyes.
These years have sure grown fast.
Might as well turn into another lover.
So a combo of all beers?
I just feel lonely in my arms.
Wow...I actually wrote a poem today?
I guess that's a cool thing.
Yeah?
So who wants me?!

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Pool Career

Family?
What has happened.
Moving on.
Both are good for letting me chill.
When out?
Be careful who you ask.
I'll take care of. 
When I get a job I will!

I felt like I had a good game. Had I not scratched...
Twas a good day with the fam!
Thanks guys for.
Oh by the way. 
Life goes on, wheather you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. Or stand behind locked past thinking what could've been.

Well let's see here,
Can I cook?
Yeah. 
The only issue is,
What?
Oh this is the regular way of living?
Cool.
Work now party when can!
May I listen to music while I cook?
Is this how she be?
I heard the former cook died the day the building was struck.
How's the service.
Holy duck!

This is gonna get risky.
Kinda fancy,
Ah hell life goes on.
Look man if you really are gonna say something.
I was alone! P

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Love

Love


Bitter wind gusts ferociously,
She's a sexy lady with her smirk.
I reach to hold her hand.
She pulls me in by the shirt,
"Tell me one thing that you desire about me?"
Appalled by the sudden spotlight moment,

The bitter wind dies and the suspense builds.
"Well babe, your eyes are the ones who sold me."
Flabbergasted she replies, "That's all?!"
I stay quiet, smiling I look her in the eyes,
"Not just your eyes, it was your ability to see a weak dog on his knees, take him and build him up."
I reassure my love.
Adamant she storms to the car.

I drive us home,
"What attracted you to me?"
Curiosity strikes my head.
She sat there for what felt like a century,
Finally she replies sarcastically, "your eyes."

Laughing we pull into Wendy's drive thru,
As we order our food, I can't stop looking at her,
"Baby I'm just blessed to wake up next to a warm soul like yours."
"I would never trade you for anyone...actually if Olivia Wilde came and asked me for my hand in marriage....I'd still say I'm with the sexiest lady right here."P

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Yeah Now I'M Ok

I still need a.
I just wanna help mom and dad pay the bills by giving some money to them?
No big deal right?!
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If you can decipher the emojis I'll tell you a small hint about what the REAL meaning behind them are. Why oh why do you manifest the weird minded,
Eliminate the weak,
Enforce someone who hasn't learned death!!
Oh so your main goal is to take a successor and a failure!
Say I said, "I'm gonna be successful while taking a bank shot on the 9-ball to get position on the 8!
I missed you more than the shot ok?!

What have I lost?
What have I won?
What did you win,
What did you lose,
Tim found out about me losing both jobs,
Rachel always had some form of compassion for me.
She liked me and almost fell yet she caught herself.
She's a beautiful blue eyed lady who got away.
Hannah F, another beauty from school.
We went to the coconut fest on my 20th birthday.
I tried to actually play it cool.
She saw right through my bullshit.
Still stuck by all night.
Should've kissed her that night,
Actually if I did I'd get a boot up my ass.
It's nice to think of the ones who could have been,
However.
Let it be sing a new tune, light up the stone to your own.
Even the sun sings a tune.

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The Inner Rage Built Up

This inner rage built up.

Maybe I should put myself down.
Like a sick dog, play tricks?
Maybe I should load up the gun,
One shot two shot and *bang*
The blood is beginning to pour.
The family walked in, 
What a sight to see. 
Usually he laughs at his darkness,

Now he is taking alieve to relieve,
He was only 20 when he was dead.
He was no coward he enjoyed life,
What was his motive?
What made him snap?
He was innocent.
But guess women have no souls.

As they cleaned his blood they are left with this thought,
What makes this young man wanna take a gun to head?
What kind of God allows this?
He always wears his heart close.
Even though he's dead his spirit is near.

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Insomnia

"Insomnia"

Well time to sleep, 
What is that?
What's sleep?
I feel like I'm fried,
Yet my eyes are always on you.

My problematic excuse is,
I need to get off the dope,
And find something better to do.
Maybe a motivational speaker?
Nah to basic.
I'd leave you quotes in the morning, 
If I woke up with you it meant that I enjoyed my stay with you,

I guess being a gentleman and a freak is harder then it seems.
Maybe if you think about it,
I would be crazy to try it,
But maybe I wanted more.
Ah pitiful me,
Despite all my attempts,
I ceased to understand my life.

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If I Persue, I Will Do My Damndest

If I persue, I will do my damndest!

Hey I TRIED MY BEST!
The one you call yours.
The angel who sent a fun.
If you looked at me differently,
You look suppressed!
You hide behind your head!
Carpe diem!
To a solider who was the best homie at the time.

Prognostication
-_-Sleeping with a dagger?

It's a restless night, the days are getting worse,
Yet I have applied and asked for your help, 
You prayed for a plague to rain on the! Only believing in what's right. 
Forsaken and banished. 
It's a shame really,
I inferred to much,
I wasn't use to the love,
Only after losing the realist,
Did I dream her saying, 
"You idiot, I still loved you when you thought I didn't!"
Should've known this was happening,
Let it all go,
I rose up one morning,
"Look at yourself Evan, 
You're worthless when you look like that!
Your present is now your future is in your present.
Your past will burn in the food you eat and go up in smoke."
I really miss you though.
It's a problem I have.
I just crave being next to you.
Time to get a job back?!
He came looking to be a cook.
Fight good fight of faith.
Listen now.
The enemy has no power over me.

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275-500

Nothing is impossible,
Poetry tells a story. 
Time tells it all.
Life is 24 hours in 12. 
Why is it hard to find time to do everything in 24 hours?

From sun up till sun down.
We rise and grind for work.
Then lay our heads down and sleep,
Or some of us have the opposite.
Some rise up at sun down.

Sleeping all day.
Can you work a night shift job?
It's easy if you like the night.

Challenging enough on the body.
No matter where we are.
Or no matter where we are.
We are always found and reborn.

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To My So Called Cruzh Qx

So you either read them or you didn't. 
Either way,
I am digressing, 
Shot pool with the old family today.
Played damn fine if I say so.

Nobody really cares about how low you are.
They can help take the negative focus away!
That's enough though.
Oh yeah to my CrUß
Well listen you know who you are.
What do I have to spell it out for ya babe?
 
I'm jobless,
Broke.
You remember those times at work how I would be blunt?
Well I also gotta mention,
That was special to me too.
Listen I know you probably don't care about all that now.
I'm just young, stupid minded, deep into life,
Aswell as well if I said "ynroh"
You'd say, 
"So is everyone else!"
Yeah see if I have sex with you it is no bullshit.
If you're my wife sex is almost always up to you.
Why is this important you ask?!
Because I still don't have kids, 
Ok smoking should ease on.
What can I do to make myself more motivated to write?!
Listen ma'am/sir,
You're my ticket to the good life.
Everyone around is different.
Yet everyone I know.