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Halloween Jokes

I. There was a zombie gentleman walking down in a valley and he turned to the child and asks, "Why did a vampire climbed the mountain?"
The child says, "I do not know. Why?"
He replied, "To get to the very top to shine up!"

II. a. The children came to the door and they banged on the door. "Knock, knock".
The man says, "Who's there?"
The first child replied, "Zombie."
The man says, "Zombie who?"
And the child replied, "Zombie home? Get out of here, you can't stay here!"
b. The second knocked on the door. "Knock, Knock."
The man says, "Who's there?"
The child replied, "Ghost."
The man says, "Ghost who?"
The child replied, "Ghost there? Get out of my house!"
c. The third child banged on the door. "Knock, knock."
The man says, "Who's there?"
The child replies, "Beast."
The man says, "Beast who?"
The child replies, "Beast there or be square!"

III. The Frankenstein's Monster walked downtown and then he turned to a villager and says, "What did the werewolf say to the sky?"
The villager says, "I don't know. What did he say?"
And the Monster replies, "Beware the mooooooon!!"

Copyright © Alexander Turpin | Year Posted 2017



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Millie, Philly and Suse

Millie, Philly and Suse one night
Sailing on a little row boat
Lightly went on the waters of moon bright
With a small baby goat

"Where are you heading and what do you dream?"
The small goat asked them in a soft gentle voice
"We are dreaming of having a house in a field of wheat and cream
With a mountain of snow and chicken soup and rice"
Said, Millie, Philly and Suse

The little goat giggled and jumped up high
And the three laughed and clapped their hands 
He cheered danced until he let out a long sigh
And they heard the waters banging on the boat like brass bands

Millie and Philly are two little cups
And Suse is a big plate
They spun around their little boat like tops
While she sat still on a little wooden crate

Now close your eyes and give a smile
And keep your dreams in a very good way
And while the goat sings and went home within a mile
And let them make you to have a wonderful day

As you will dream everything again
With the three sailors that says "Amen"

Millie, Philly and Suse

Copyright © Alexander Turpin | Year Posted 2017

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The Right Couple For Each Other

A man has to choose the right woman for himself
A woman has to choose the right man for herself
Then they would be the right couple for each other 

That is the way in an act of true love
And the way to fly with the woman on a dove
Which meant that they are to be the right couple for each other

Then marriage will be to come along and take place 
The would look at each other and smiled in their face
They will realize they were the right couple for each other

Copyright © Alexander Turpin | Year Posted 2017


Book: Reflection on the Important Things