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Please Play With Me

A man once found a place which was fluffy
it was also quite soft, although puffy
it had a door in the middle
which was a bit of a riddle 
At his touch it got somewhat huffy

So he touched it again and again
He was told every time “Please come in!” 
(It was said in a tone 
much akin to a moan, 
with a veil of dissemblance quite thin)

Copyright © H. Penelope Swiftlock | Year Posted 2016



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Sixty-Two H's

Hop-along Henry and Half-as-long Harry
harassed the sisters Hoar.
Henry had Hannah huffing,
Helen howled, “Harry! — MORE!”

“I have to have it Harry!”
“Heaven help me! He’s done!”
“Hannah has Henry’s huge one.”
“Oh Harry, I’m not having fun!”

“Hang on Helen,” said Henry
(While Hannah hissed, oozed and oohed)
“Harry’s a hunk in a hurry,”
“but my hunk’ll soon visit your hood.”

“Hang your hummer on simmer,”
“keep it humid, humored and hot,”
“after Hannah has had her whole hurricane,”
“I shall give you all I have got.”

Hop-along Henry and Half-as-long Harry
harassed the sisters Hoar.
Now Henry is half as long 
and Harry is long no more.

Copyright © H. Penelope Swiftlock | Year Posted 2016


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