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but no monies
I spent it all on honies


sad times

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CHALLENGE
TAG
OMG
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
BRITISHXAMERICAN
CANDY
UNDERTALE
I AM _____???
MEETING DAN AND PHIL
EMO
I REACT TO
#DRAMA
PEWDIEPIE
BOOBS
THEY DID WHAT?
NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
XD
I CAN'T EVEN

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You Won'T Believe Dot Dot Dot

you won't believe that Donald trump is secretly a slug

you wont believe that once I ate a bug

you wont believe that jesus was actually a bro

you wont believe that finn loves poe

you wont believe that eggs are actually made of glue

you wont believe that the sky is not the colour blue

you wont believe that under all of the laws of aviation a bee should not be able to fly

you don't believe that if you don't comment on this poem...

... I will cry

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Chezy chip

Hot hot

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Exam

E eternal suffering

X x-rays before you go in (for phones)

A agony

M maths was today

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Gall Stones

very bad &

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Den An Fil

lol @ ur face

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Abc

AbC

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Book: Reflection on the Important Things