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Narwhals

The humble narwhal
Unicorn of the ocean
Dwelling in the sea

The humble narwhal
Hunting delicious tuna
Eating all the fish

The humble narwhal
Bearer of the forehead tusk
Stabbing enemies

The humble narwhal
No, they aren't a type of fish
But they are mammals

Copyright © Ryan Wanless | Year Posted 2015



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The Truth About Narwhals

The Truth about Narwhals

The truth about narwhals, is that they're just bags.
Majestic bags, filled up with swag.
And bags filled with swag, well, they aren't a drag.

The truth about narwhals, is that they're just unicorns.
They dress up like dolphins, but still show off their horns.
And dolphins with horns, they love to eat corns.

The truth about narwhals, is they love shish-kebabs.
They make them all day, to worship their gods.
But narwhals themselves are gods, gods of kebabs.

Copyright © Ryan Wanless | Year Posted 2015


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