Best Poems Written by Oliver Fisher

Longevity

I asked an old lady of 103 
What’s the secret of your Longevity
Listen very carefully my young man
Then so very softy she began

On Monday the Milkman delivered the milk
And I wore a negligee trimmed with pure silk

On Tuesday coalman with coal in his sacks
And I wore some sexy super tight slacks

On Wednesday the postman would knock on the door
Come in my dear I’m here on the floor

On Thursday the husband from number 8
I told my sister don’t worry he’s just a mate

On Friday Albert the fish man would bring me the fish, 
I tell you my boy he was a bit of a dish

Saturday was a day with WI
When we started talking the time didn’t half fly.

Sunday should have been a day of rest
But I kept that for hubby, because he was the best.

Copyright © Oliver Fisher | Year Posted 2015