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Best Poems Written by Fairee Nuff

Below are the all-time best Fairee Nuff poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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An Unexpected Visitor

last night i had the strangest dream
 i dreamt i was all manky
 i had greasy hair and smelly feet
 and bogies in my hanky

 my ass was brown and pooey
 my ears full of yellow stuff
 my belly button stank cus
 of all the fuzzy fluff

 my eyes were black like pandas
 my pants were brown and fishy
 my armpits smelled like rotten eggs
 and my farts were wet and squishy

 i dreamed you called unexpectedly
 you surprised me at the door
 you looked aghast and took one whiff
 and fainted on the floor

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Chest Hair

i love the way your chest hair smells
it makes me feel quite rude
it smells much better than old spice
and mothers home made food

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Pooper

I think about you all the time
I think youre really super
I think about you in the bath
and even on the pooper