Best Poems Written by Lawrence Danastorg

Qualifications For Future Presidents

Release your taxes, no previous guilty verdicts,
No trail of stiffed creditors, no history of predatory
Sexual activity, no bullying or name calling,
No negative opinions of people of color or
Preferential opinions of white nationalist organizations,
No obvious lying, no golfing when you can't play
Without cheating, no cheating on your wife,
No picking homophobic vice presidents,
Must have a college writing and reading level,
No accusing or insulting falsely sitting presidents,
Hero senators or opponents, must have a sharp
Memory and no bone spurs, don't hire the
Best of the best that turn out to be the worst of the worst,
No setting policy that hurts America, don't hate those
Who don't do your illegal bidding and like those 
Who kiss your ass, can't be a hypocrite and you can't
accuse the media of fake news when you have been fake all your life.

Copyright © Lawrence Danastorg | Year Posted 2019