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No Goal

Men and their hoses
they just cant control
to aim the piss 
inside the big white hole

Women wouldn't mind
there wouldn't be an issue
if they just bother to stretch over
and grab a bit of tissue

It's all about your game
it's like scoring a goal
The football is your piss
the goal is your bowl

Concentrate, focus
keep your eye on the net
line it up right 
and the seat won't get wet

Well done men..
SCCOORRREEE!!!
Theres nothing on the seat
but what's that on the floor.

Copyright © Sj Skittle | Year Posted 2019



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We'Ve All Done It

How do you tell them
you don't want them no more. 
How do you say, 
in a nice way,
get out,
there's the door.

Everyone knows
We've all done it!!

Here goes

Its not u, its me,
I feel we shud move on.
I realise the way Im tellin u 
is totally wrong.

Pls dont b angry
it wasnt the sex

This is all very awkward
tats y Im sendin dis txt.

Copyright © Sj Skittle | Year Posted 2019


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