Crackpot TheorI-Zer
To Know So Much For
So Little! Turn All
Of These Screws,
I Cover The Bases,
I Spread All The News.
If I Turn On A Dime,
It's My Dime I Lost...
I'm Sure My Name:
"Interesting"
Will Cover The Costs.
No Factor: Intelligence,
When Nothing Seems Dumb...
Oh, That Was My Idea?
Say: "Son-Uva-Gun!"
We'll Serve It Self-Righteous
To Beat Number One.
***
It's A Little Long Winded:
Your Future En-Trusts:
To Say It Was Torture
Would Do It Unjust.
Now Just Pause...
*Your Confession*
Be-Cause:
I Destroyed The World
Since I Was Not Nearly
As Smart As I Thought I Was.
Try It Again, With More
Feeling This Time...
***
Yeah!
Rhyme!
Rhyme!
Rhyme!
-Gray Squirrel
06-10-2025
Unusual
Upright Virgins Bower
Urn Plant - the silver vase
Umbrella Magnolia
Uva Ursi - bear berry
Ursinia daisies
Ulex gorse sweet perfume
Unusual Eden
5-1-21
Contest: U Pleiades
Sponsor: Kim Merryman
The left is desperately trying to gain a foothold
on the soiled neckbones of the socialist
the right rallies around their Donny guns
and high wall lock and load Tommy gun rhetoric
but neither side is working for the working people
They live for their own self interests.
Everyone shouting about cleaving families
but never bat an eye to the mincing of babies
though our carbon footprints are rather large
we all scream about going green.
My how we love our freaky SUVS
bidets, gouty meats and wall to stall heat.
We're all hypocrites of the highest degree
none making sacrifices for progeny or country
we stumble along in the haze of mediocrity
where the losers wear medals never earned
as true freedom is led by the swine of the earth
sipping Kool aid from a shimmering cup
that looks hell Uva lot like an urn.