Gray Squirrel Poet Rhyme

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Crackpot TheorI-Zer

Crackpot TheorI-Zer

To Know So Much For
So Little! Turn All
Of These Screws, 
I Cover The Bases,
I Spread All The News.

 If I Turn On A Dime,
 It's My Dime I Lost...
 I'm Sure My Name:
  "Interesting"
 Will Cover The Costs.

No Factor: Intelligence,
When Nothing Seems Dumb...

  Oh, That Was My Idea?
   Say: "Son-Uva-Gun!"

We'll Serve It Self-Righteous
 To Beat Number One.

       ***

It's A Little Long Winded:
  Your Future En-Trusts:
   To Say It Was Torture
    Would Do It Unjust.

Now Just Pause...

  *Your Confession* 

     Be-Cause:

I Destroyed The World
Since I Was Not Nearly
As Smart As I Thought I Was.

 Try It Again, With More 
 Feeling This Time...

***

 Yeah! 

  Rhyme!  
   Rhyme!
    Rhyme!

-Gray Squirrel

06-10-2025

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Ghairo Daniels June 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM U r very clever ! ps. I’ve never seen a squirrel that was not grey / oops gray. Me no American speak. Gray Squirrel June 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM LOL. Thanks. I, on the other hand, am a Lazy Only-American- Speaker. I haven't finished it yet. ;( Grey is valid, but Gray is my Preference.

Gray Squirrel June 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM The Novelty Can't Wear Off Any Faster... Gray Squirrel June 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM I've Looked Everywhere! jk. I can't remember where I buried them all. Ghairo Daniels June 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM Try finding more nuts.