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Premium Member Baby shower Nightmare

My little face says it all
Adults think they know it all
When they don't know a thing 
It can be hard sometimes to be a baby
One moment you're the best thing in the world
Everyone loves a baby
But when we. get a little older
We are ignored and end up in the gravy

I tried to rebel
But it didn't
Turn out too well
I should be in the bursary
And our Moms
In the penetrnsuary

Whats a kid like  me
Doing in a joint like this?
I suppose it was born at the wrong time
Wrong place
I tried the old trick
When there's when there's nothing left
So plan A  cry to draw attention 
Only problem was
Both my parents were deaf

I have my own tantrums

People said '' it's just teething problems
But I don't have any teeth"
That's the problem

So I'm here
And must confess
I'm depressed
So embarrassed
And Harrised

Just think
When  I get back to nursery?
I walk in looking like a lampshade
The other babies will think I've gone daft
I've lost my marbles!
And laugh!

When I get a bit older
And have my teeth
I can speak
After intense pychothrapy
For Trauma
I warn ye
I may get bigger than those who scared me
Just wait and see.

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