Short Woozy Poems

Jacuzzi Woozy
  told Suzy Floozy
    a real Doozy
  Now there's
       a little Uzi...

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Sat in the Jacuzzi
Feeling quite woozy
Bubbles everywhere

Resting my mind
The relaxing kind
Simply not a care...

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through dawn fuzzy haze
 soused in sunrise cointreau rays
 sits the woozy moon




 Viv Wigley July 4th 2015
(For contest 'Drunken moon' sponsored by SKAT A)...

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There was a ladies man named Jack Uzzi
He fell hard for a bikinied floozy
   She said, "I feel wet."
   They started to pet
In Jack's whirlpool of love she felt woozy...

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Boozy
Oozy
Woozy
Floozy
Drug injected, boozy, oozy, Miss.
Flu infected, woozy, floozy kiss.



Written 1/20/18
Contest:  Write Me a Tyburn
Hosted by:  Kim Rodrigues...

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white corals around
landscapes sparkle in pure white ---
adder snakes creep on creepers 

white furs and sponges 
ornament the environs ---
white fox innocently blinks 

10 January 2023...

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Softly On the Mouth :
The day I started loving you,
was the day I started loving me
Softly on the Mouth.
Your Romantic kiss left me breathless
left me woozy, left me weak.
I can honestly say…….....

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Cletus O'Toole tested the slopes at Vail

   He met some trees as he sped t'ward the vale

      'Twas a short-lived journey

         Sprawling on a gurney

            His hapless schuss left him woozy and pale...

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Blue skies up above, nothing but blue skies do I see
My private parts do flip flops and yell out “whoop ta dee”
Some peeps aren't affected
Me, my mood is redirected
To a place where everything gets giggly and woozy...

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Listen to poem:

dependent on your every whim
the yoyo of just a single word

moods that sway in ups and downs
compromising an artificial game 

heart off kilter in the balance
pummelled wobbly dazed and woozy



AP: 3rd place 2022

Posted on June 26, 2022...

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I'm woozy with the uncertainties of life. 
I'm staggering back and forth, 
slamming into one wall and then another. 
I cling to a banister 
wondering how it can be 
that I'm even alive.  
Bitter to be still living. 
Grateful to have survived so long....

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Steve lived in a flat.
Lucy lived in a bush.
They met in a park
in the city that shines.
Lucy was woozy
with ruffled hair
and a smiley face.
They talked all day long
Lucy the tramp
And Steve the bourgeois.
Love was floating
over their hearts.
Love was calling
their hungry souls....

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i'm feeling antsy
itching to break out

leisure beckons
calls out loud

summer lingering
who knows for how long

playing tourist
while i can

sitting under the sun
drinking sangria

i'm feeling woozy
warm and fuzzy

sitting back
feeling mellow

life is good
life is fine


Posted on September 17, 2024...

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The flop and flurry
of woozy wings
tromps over hedgerows.
Claws scrabble
feathers flounce.

Here a rowdy cackle
in a coddled coo,
there a hullabaloo
in a ruffled flutter.
Birdsongs pumps up,
balloon into chattering tunes.

Another teaming tussle,
another musical lurch
as sleepy birds
roll off
their nocturnal perch....

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shuddering
      feverish excitement
         round and round
            my woozy head
               as soft lips assault 

   will not  
      say no
         cunning fingers

   awake
      pearl’s  
         reverberate frail tide

   oh, so gently  
      sensual pleasure;
         addicted beyond crazy

 

9/16/2020...

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I've been bitten
yes I'm smitten
by that freakin
bug of lore
that
nasty
sneaky
critter
somehow made it
through my door

Now I'm feelin
woozy
like a man
on to much boozy
next came
warm and fuzzy
dang
these symptoms
are a doozy

Dang it
I've been bitten
yep truly
I am smitten
by that
nasty
sneaky
critter
that's a
love bugs bite
for sure...

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In church, kneel down, stand up, give the priest room.
Week to week, “fruit of the vine,” his voice booms.
                       Mistake a doozy.
                       Priest’s a bit woozy.
Proclaims from the pulpit, “fruit of the loom.”

10/10/2020

*Unmentionables - another name for men’s underwear
**Fruit of the Loom - Brand name of underwear
***True story!...

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He was everything her daddy had warned her against,
Before daddy left them for a young floozy.
His black leather jacket enhanced his angriness.
Everything about him made her a bit woozy.
Stay away from that wild thing, her mother warned.
When it came to her daughter, she was rather choosy.
I’d snap that one up in a pink minute, Grandma said.
He’s danger on a stick, a fascinating doozy!...

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I don't question
my presence in a Jacuzzi
with a girlfriend of a friend,
or why my ex-wife's sister
is now a soapy fingered hand-maiden.

All day I keep adjusting my mask
while secretly watching that hot tub dream
as it plays-on
on the tip of every nerve ending.

I so wanted to sink back
into dream suds.

I have this crazy itch to snorkel down
to where I can touch the erotic life
of all things wonderful....

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Sorrow walks and talks in shadow
This dark feeling grows nearer
Never leaving my side this feeling
Makes me cry under pressure
It haunts and watches me
Feeling woozy and never certain
The emptiness that is lost inside me soul
Will I ever be able to fill this hole
You would never understand the strong grip on me
I hate it when I like it
I kill it as I revive it
Help me
For I am going down
Down a road no man should follow......

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Sometimes an
Obsolete 
Old bulb inside him 
Flickers on 
And dimly lights 
His woozy thoughts 
And thirst to write
A song. 

Recall he's human, 
That's to say, he
Thinks he 
Still adheres, 
Not just a washed-up
Singer, missing
Schedules to
Appear. 

The stained and
Scribbled rhymes 
Of scattered nonsense 
On the floor, 
Three gulps of Vodka, 
Bring applause,
Adoring fans,
Encore.



Gene Bourne
06-01-14



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Written: August 25, 2023
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Midnight's Ink unveils,
Loneliness penned in moonlight~
Silent confidant.

Revealing secrets,
Ink bleeds, bares my deepest thoughts~
Moon, my only friend.

Midnight's sparkling dance
Moon glimmers, sea shimmers bright~
Wave flitters, night glitters

Whirling in a haze,
Woozy daze dizzy muzzle~
Life's wild, tangled maze...

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While you're touching my face so softly,
My eyes are shut and I can see,
Psychedelic butterflies,
With shades of violet,
And a reddish blue.
The colors gleam,
To the strokes
Of your
Hand.

While you're brushing my hair so gently,
I feel a warmth rush through my veins.
My head gets woozy and light,
And my pulse gets higher!
It's pure ecstasy,
And I ignite, 
Like a hot,
Flaming
Fire! 


Dawn D. Kilby 
Copyright ©2008  Dawn D. Kilby...

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The kisses flew straight from their souls
  each one hotter than its rival, 'till

indistinguishable breaths became pants
  the pace quickening, ever steamier
now trapped, then released
  into the woozy atmosphere...

Passion so palpable, heating up the night
  scorching hot, 'till the horned one himself
shrieked with delight at the inferno that
  the two lovers--
                       Or were they?
  Their forgery artfully concealed


      April 18, 2019...

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Without the preamble of you
Or the story of we
This is the reality after the show
The stage after the cast calls
The lines within the gory scenes 
The truth after defenses
This is it
This is it?
This vast place of insufficiency
This palace built on inconsistency 
Empty talk and woozy promises
Desperate lies and hungry wishes 
This pain in the truth 
The truth that I too let this charade stand 
I said march on to the band 
So brethren this is it. 
Join me to loathe it...

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