Short Upped Poems

I still think of you. 
fluttering sprite butterflies 
I am being upped....

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A rich couple went to see two pedigree French poodles

   Sorry, no poodles for sale -- they're busy playing canoodle...

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Up To Your IRS

My exemptions upped;
Ended up being bankrupt;
They were all corrupt.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn...

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Reborn --
  Restored
Refreshed
  Renewed
Rejuvenated
  Revived
Reawakened
  Rekindled
Regenerated
  Remade
Revitalized
  Reshaped
Reconstructed
  Redesigned
Refashioned
  Re-upped
Redeveloped
  Reclaimed
Rehabilitated 
  Redone
  Rewired
  Refined
Reinvigorated --
  Re-created!...

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My ballot arrived in the mail
Like a skull & crossbones in gaol
But what gets my goat
If I do not vote
Then the GOP will prevail*

*For the Trumps to escape prosecution,
only the number of Republicans
elected to Congress matters;
quality, issues, and the future of
the USA are irrelevant to the GOP! ...

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True our loved ones have 
upped and gone before us

The memories we hold onto
are the company we keep

Their voices in our head
repeat the words we treasure

We are never truly alone
along this journey we call life




Submitted on July 19, 2025 for the contest THOSE WE LOVE sponsored by MYSTIC ROSE ROSE...

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*Image of Driftwords by Pixabay.
Visitations

Yellows upped,
humble shanty forms beyond verdant meadows.

Animals resounding,
quivering grounds,
championed zephyrs penetrate leveled jealousies.

I knocked,
the whitish doorway opened,
neighborly xenial exchanges.

*Free Verse/Abecedarian

2021 October 17...

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It was many years ago
Mar and I tied the knot
And the good times were many
And the bad ones we forgot

Had Erin; Ellen; Edie
So we upped the people count
And then, each of them, in turn
Added more to the amount

We’re here now to celebrate
Something of momentous size
Marlys turning seventy
And the market took a dive

So raise your glasses on high
Let’s toast to the very one
Whose Birthday provided us
With all this good food and fun
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I didn’t want to make a great fuss
When Fred sat beside me on the bus
A great stink did appear -
T’was expelled from his rear
I went green and started to cuss

I thought it would be indiscreet
If I upped and went to swap seat
He kept passing out gas
From his windy fat ass ...
(It’s lucky he can’t smell MY feet!)

No idea of his real name.. but this really happened to me on the bus yesterday
... I don't have smelly feet


17th August 2016...

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