Short Thank Goodness Poems

Whole yard smells of beer
Thank goodness it’s once a year….
Drunks full of good cheer...

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Thank goodness I never had to stand in the schoolyard holding a sign that read:  "FRIEND ME"....

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I forgot that my memory improvement course class is today.
Thank goodness someone reminded me. It's graduation day....

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I never have to pee,
as bad as when I'm asleep.
I hold it so long,
bladder so strong,
Thank goodness for yellow sheets....

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A simple green life

Thank goodness I don't wear shoes

Soon I'll be air-borne



Sorry, not a traditional haiku,
but I couldnt resist...

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Tom says that the Russian Ruble
Is as firm as Apfelstrudel
Thank goodness for that
As Xi Jinping's hat
Is straining like a wet noodle!...

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A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse....

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Hail! Hail! A wicked storm to behold
Scary as hell, as we watch the violence unfold
We feared for our safety
Cowered at it's intensity
Thank goodness no damage, but my hair got old...

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The ladies are the blessing of all mankind
If all of us were male, who'd be there to remind
 Us to change our knickers
Or trim our whiskers
So thank goodness for all ye ladies so refined...

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Aw summer is here, seemed it would never arrive
Makes me sing happy songs, thank goodness I'm alive
Alternative really sucks
Not even good for ducks
Feel like skipping along giving peeps the high fives...

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Turkey so dry that I can’t speak
Brussel sprouts boiled for a week
Roast potatoes burnt to a crisp
Lumpy gravy
I feel
Sick

Jan Allison
26th October
Inspired by Andrea’s contest but not written for it!...

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I purchased a rabbit named Brandy
By jingo, that young buck was randy
It caused such a to do
When he humped my left shoe
Thank goodness the hosepipe was handy!

HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS

3/27/18...

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I had a black cat called Magoo
The slippers and clothes it would chew
This damaged its jaw
And broke every claw
Thank goodness I had super glue!


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Furry Friend contest by Royal T.
Placed 6th...

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I 
simply
loathe July!
School vacations
are expensive times -
kids want entertaining
thank goodness for summer camps!
Travel and hotel costs rocket.
My kids get bored and start arguing -
I just can’t wait until term time begins!!!...

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Why don't I 
jump up and 
down with my hand 
on my head yelling
"balderdash!" 
When the poem 
strings me out
even from the very title, 
like politics, history or 
makes no sense like dreams? 
 
Thank goodness some people 
can write like this. 
I can't....

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I ate that cake on my 100 birthday
choked on it, now for my soul you doth pray 

who put the nuts in, they should pay
for causing me to die, in this unhealthy way 

looking down at you, all I can say.....is
thank goodness at last, I got away.


penned August 10 2016...

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Life gave me a little brother
to teach me about life.
He loves me,
Aggravates me,
and gives me strength and strife.
Thank goodness for my brother
He is as special as can be
Don't mess with my little brother
- or you'll have to mess with me!

dedicated to roel jr. castaneda...

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Blank horizons, desolate space
Oblivion in this place
Grey fibers, blank wonder
Losing its luster
Exhausted dreams, taunted hopelessness
Emptiness in this openness 
Ruptured dreams, fractured spindles 
Ideas are hindered 
Stamped with astuteness
Reality refocused, thank goodness...

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sometimes we seem so far away 
even  though we see each other everyday
as the time passes my heart sinks deeper and deeper
missing the bond we could of had 
but thank goodness I had my dad
even though are bong isn't tat strong
mommy I still love you
and wish you a HAPPY MOTHERS DAY...

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Mr. Loving, one two three
You have really kept me busy
But thank goodness I can repay
I found the 's' that went astray
I checked prescious and did agree
Multplications is where it should be
Since the nice things about my poems you did say
I'll just say thanks again
And sent that rascal 's' on his way...

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Our laughter is no longer 
Harassed under the strict metered 
Of syllabic counts

At a distance 
You neither hear a sound 
Nor a word

Yet whenever there is
A pandemonium, 
Be aware, you’re not in a flea market

But...in the mirthful grin 
Of their malicious lips,
Thank goodness, we’re now on our own!...

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neath firmament arched chilly gray,
black schnauzer sniffs, her leash drooped slack
beside my footfalls echoing
past lampposts painting puddles gold …
damp taste of winter … summer-thoughts …
thank goodness pink clouds herald day


October 25, 2022
Bitesize Poem No. 54 Poetry Contest
Line Gauthier, Sponsor...

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I have seen I am warrior wing let W.W. fly over me
I have seen Silence is me, I have seen nothing like
Bobby has wings or quiet it’s me or copy me I am Bobby
Originality has lost it’s wings and Silent is not Quiet

Live and learn it’s only a name it’s the meaning behind it

Not in the name

Copying is just a game...

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Oh no here she comes again.
For her to sit on me it should be a sin.
I was made for her and I'm so strong.
Thank goodness my trips aren't very long.
She is my friend and I really don't mind.
I was made to carry her sweet behind.
                                  Teresa Skyles

This was wrote to put in Matt's contest...

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Kids playing at the park
Sometimes until it is dark
Laughter around us
Which is a must
Warm breeze blowing
Thank goodness it's not snowing
The sun shining down
Which makes happiness around
Kind of relaxing to me
And makes me happy
A few shady spots
In case it gets hot
Lets go there everyday
That the days are not gray...

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