Short Snuck Poems
Short Snuck Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Snuck by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Snuck by length and keyword.
There was a man from Gloat
He snuck behind a goat
He had a bit of pot
Flanked the animals blind spot
Roger rammed it up to it’s throat
Ouch!
A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch
Snuck out in secret
Hit me like a runaway train
Silent but violent
*Yet Another Senryu Contest! (No 5/7/5 entries please!) Chris D. Aechtner Contest *
A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse.
There once was a mother giraffe,
Snuck in for a snack with her calf;
“The service is slow,
The food’s just so-so,
We’ll leave leaves as tip, for a laugh!”
my son first
discovered
he needed
to pee so i
snuck him
in a sneak
taking him
into
the depths
of the keep
his first
words were
Dad, there aren't any windows
Form:
Jenna reported an omen
The Abominable Snowman
Snuck into Soup Creek
And just like a Greek
Tom's Marmite filled its abdomen
and it grew, and it grew, and it grew!
The White Rabbit while all was in bed
Snuck in the back and ate all the bread
He thought it was funny
This silly white bunny
Till the Red Queen said...OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
“No one will notice I’m gone,” she said,
as we snuck out of the party,
but after our brief illicit thing,
she left,
left with no forwarding address.
I certainly noticed that.
momentum
is at a
momentary
standstill
state of
frustration
has snuck
up behind
my back
so it seems
at the moment
causing a pref
laps within
this present
state of
being
Vatican Incident - Limerick
A young maiden dressed like a mannequin
Snuck into the church at the Vatican
To curse at the pontiff
So they called the sheriff
She would not be invited back again
Gabrielle
Patron saint of death and resurrection.
The revealer, who answered Daniel's questions.
With the strength of God, she came to me,
and quietly snuck out at 4am
After taking my confession.
Form:
As comforted by, Autumn eve
With it, approaching
Choice grim hansom requested of
The sombre-inclined.
Aptly quaint, to be enclosed
And snuck away in
Misty-glassed, puce velvet-hung, down
Dim pasts that does wind.
I don't know when but,
Love snuck up on me and
Took me by surprise.
No ransom notes,
No chains, no ropes.
I was taken captive...
By my own choice
I don't want to
ever break free. You
got me now, hold me!
Trust Santa to go and forget
His brand new musk Eau de toilette
He snuck round the rear
Of Rudolph reindeer
Who said, “Better think again, Pet.”
21 December 2022
Contest: A Funny Santa Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
“No one will notice I’m gone,” she said
as we snuck out of the party,
but after our brief illicit fling
she left
with no forwarding address;
I certainly noticed that,
and so did her husband
and my friends.
Off, Seamus marched with a swagger,
Yet, soon, he slowed, that sly lagger.
Then, not very far,
He snuck to a bar:
By noon, his march was a stagger.
March 17, 2017
Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest
Kim Merryman, Sponsor
Mom used to drink this wine for a tonic,
I had no idea she meant a colonic.
So I snuck some of this swill,
moved more than an EX LAX pill
cause the gas sounds were quite polyphonic!
Written 6/22/2011 for the ‘Bottle of Wine” contest
In the mirror, she does see,
Someone unhappy, as can be.
Stands there, tears are leaving wet streaks.
Her depression snuck in this week,
Because of past memories she cannot erase.
Contest Reflections Of A Florette
By Melanie Palmer
9/2/14
Many years ago,
girls wore girdles.
The tight uncomfortable things,
they held one in tight.
One summer's night,
I snuck my girlfriend out.
We were off on a double date,
a night of fun and laughs.
Her date found her girdle,
the unsupervised stop sign.
Lightning struck for me that day
But did it strike for you?
"Oh we're just friends" I'd hear you say
Lightning struck for me that day
"Don't worry I'll get her to pay"
Your evil side snuck through
Lightning struck for me that day
But did it strike for you?
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You snuck into our House as a fraud,
ran amok through our values rough shod
and made 'witch hunts' the sitch,
because YOU ARE A WITCH.
But now, you've been evicted, THANK GOD!
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11/25/2020
What if Santa snuck up on you?
Leaned in and whispered, I ‘Gotcha’
Look at you, ducking and dodging
All year round he has been watching
Shorten that list sonny, to only a few!
16.12.2021
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest: I need a good laugh,
X’MAS LIMERICK CONTEST.
*The goose of Bruce is finally cooked, for the cook got a look
at the fool that snuck up from behind *to goose the beautiful cook.
*For non-native English speakers:
If your goose is cooked it means you are in trouble.
To goose someone is to pinch his or her butt!
He ran through the city,
His pursuers being distanced every step he took,
He hitched a lift to there,
His lover's cottage,
He found the key under the flowerpot,
And snuck into her room,
It was close this time he said,
She sighed,
Undressed him,
And held him tight,
Until morn.
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