Short Snuck Poems

soft paw prints in snow
someone snuck in and snuck out
without disturbance...

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feeling decades younger
than we look
years snuck past



posted on July 26, 2018...

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There was a man from Gloat
He snuck behind a goat
He had a bit of pot
Flanked the animals blind spot
Roger rammed it up to it’s throat...

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Ouch!

A hard nut from Burnham on Crouch
Got bit by a crocodile, ouch
He snuck from the zoo
With a bush kangaroo
And a dead crocodile in its pouch...

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Snuck out in secret
Hit me like a runaway train
Silent but violent


 *Yet Another Senryu Contest! (No 5/7/5 entries please!) Chris D. Aechtner Contest *...

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A lizard snuck into the house,
So I called out loud to my spouse:
"Come get this green reptile
before the cat goes projectile."
Thank goodness it wasn't a mouse....

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There once was a mother giraffe, 
Snuck in for a snack with her calf; 
“The service is slow,
The food’s just so-so, 
We’ll leave leaves as tip, for a laugh!”...

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my son first
discovered

he needed
to pee so i

snuck him
in a sneak
taking him

into
the depths
of the keep

his first
words were
Dad, there aren't any windows...

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Jenna reported an omen
The Abominable Snowman
Snuck into Soup Creek
And just like a Greek
Tom's Marmite filled its abdomen

 and it grew, and it grew, and it grew!...

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“No one will notice I’m gone,” she said,
as we snuck out of the party,
but after our brief illicit thing,
she left,
left with no forwarding address.

I certainly noticed that.
...

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momentum 
is at a 
momentary 
standstill  
state of 
frustration 
has snuck 
up behind 
my back 
so it seems 
at the moment 
causing a pref 
laps within 
this present 
state of 
being...

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Vatican Incident - Limerick 

A young maiden dressed like a mannequin 
Snuck into the church at the Vatican
To curse at the pontiff 
So they called the sheriff  
She would not be invited back again...

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Gabrielle 

Patron saint of death and resurrection.

The revealer, who answered Daniel's questions.

With the strength of God, she came to me,
and quietly snuck out at 4am 

After taking my confession....

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As comforted by, Autumn eve
With it, approaching
Choice grim hansom requested of
The sombre-inclined.

Aptly quaint, to be enclosed
And snuck away in
Misty-glassed, puce velvet-hung, down
Dim pasts that does wind....

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I don't know when but, 
Love snuck up on me and 
Took me by surprise. 
No ransom notes, 
No chains, no ropes. 

I was taken captive... 
By my own choice 
I don't want to 
ever break free. You 
got me now, hold me!...

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Trust Santa to go and forget
His brand new musk Eau de toilette
He snuck round the rear
Of Rudolph reindeer 
Who said, “Better think again, Pet.”


21 December 2022
Contest: A Funny Santa Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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“No one will notice I’m gone,” she said
as we snuck out of the party,
but after our brief illicit fling
she left
with no forwarding address;
I certainly noticed that, 
and so did her husband
and my friends....

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Off, Seamus marched with a swagger,
Yet, soon, he slowed, that sly lagger.
Then, not very far,
He snuck to a bar:
By noon, his march was a stagger.



March 17, 2017
Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest
Kim Merryman, Sponsor...

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Mom used to drink this wine for a tonic,
I had no idea she meant a colonic.
So I snuck some of this swill,
moved more than an EX LAX pill
cause the gas sounds were quite polyphonic!


Written 6/22/2011 for the ‘Bottle of Wine” contest...

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In the mirror, she does see,
Someone unhappy, as can be.
Stands there,  tears are leaving wet streaks.
Her depression snuck in this week,
Because of past memories she cannot erase.




Contest Reflections Of A Florette 
By Melanie Palmer
9/2/14...

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Many years ago,
girls wore girdles.
The tight uncomfortable things,
they held one in tight.
One summer's night,
I snuck my girlfriend out.
We were off on a double date,
a night of fun and laughs.
Her date found her girdle,
the unsupervised stop sign....

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Lightning struck for me that day
But did it strike for you?
"Oh we're just friends" I'd hear you say
Lightning struck for me that day
"Don't worry I'll get her to pay"
Your evil side snuck through
Lightning struck for me that day
But did it strike for you?...

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You snuck into our House as a fraud,
ran amok through our values rough shod

and made 'witch hunts' the sitch,
because YOU ARE A WITCH.

But now, you've been evicted, THANK GOD!

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11/25/2020...

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What if Santa snuck up on you?
Leaned in and whispered, I ‘Gotcha’
Look at you, ducking and dodging
All year round he has been watching 
Shorten that list sonny, to only a few!

16.12.2021
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest: I need a good laugh,
X’MAS LIMERICK CONTEST....

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*The goose of Bruce is finally cooked, for the cook got a look
at the fool that snuck up from behind *to goose the beautiful cook.

*For non-native English speakers: 
If your goose is cooked it means you are in trouble.
To goose someone is to pinch his or her butt!...

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