Short Showbiz Poems

reality TV
isn't really groovy
except for Cops that is
for that is real showbiz...

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I dig, you dig, she dig, we all dig, it makes us weep
This may not be beautiful, but it's certainly “deep”
How tricky was that
Such clever chitchat
Surely could make it in showbiz, though a little offbeat...

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Strange, but wealth and fame breed odd insecurities
of blokes and chicks called showbiz 
pampered deities.


When still unknown they thirst for popularity,
dreaming to be a hot, glitzy 
celebrity.


They long to bask in stardom's charm and vanity.
But when they're there, they turn 
into an oddity:


They nod at fans inside long limo's secrecy,
behind dark glasses, pining 
for lost privacy!...

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If you have not been circumcised,
get one quick and have it televised;
what normally is seen as an outrage
if rightly done is an act of courage.

Show a good image, a happy family,
and avoid any extra-curricular activity,
then always make lying as your guide
but do it like there is nothing to hide.

Don't worry about having bad breath,
it would not cause your political death;
it will make you seem more human, 
just brush after the election is done....

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