Short Rumps Poems

Hands a-clappin', boots a-thumpin',
skirts a-twirlin', rumps a-bumpin'.
Feel the vibes and hear the noisy
Idaho cowgirls and Boise....

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the we work has to be done
from day one
we hump
and jump  
move our rumps
it was insane we jump out of plane
run up and down hills
i was
TRAIN TO KILL...

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    Donald Trump

jumping hundreds of humps

chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced

wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced …  
...

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Gazing at the ditch,
      It's not a switch!
     Sending rumps into the air,
     They've spotted something over there!
     Ready to pounce,
     Tails twitching in the air....

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I had heard of down in the dumps
But down in the dogs?
Her jowls matched her rumps
Her face was a log

She’s an old lady
Leave her be someone said
But she was loony tunes too
Hilarious inside her head...

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mid-dull-age english
anthropomorphized demons
demon-tuh-ya now

is dementia
not why t-rump is head cheese
he is a front man

that's what he's paid for
he is part of a con job
carnival barker

who are the others
those who push t-rumps buttons
top point one percent

stan sand...

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i be 'thee man' that can...
save
you and all your money...
relax
vote for me and all you...
women
will never have to vote...
again
and we will take over the...
world
so that the rich will get...
richer

(then pondering he thought...
yes
and i be their powerful voice...
but
suddenly the audience screamed...
puppet-clown)


stan sand
...

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Into each other they bump
And their grievances dump
The Marked and The With-A-Stump
Sticking together:  a clump?
Really, something of magic
Able to challenge logic,
Their wine-filled mouth, mumps
While the marked money pumps…
A resurrection of kicks of their rumps
And mimicry of cows with humps!

One heaven of a reconciliation,
No third-party mediation....

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He does not want to change
And it is very strange:
Ted a few understand 
Like one does one’s left hand:
Ted who would queerly stand,
As though it is more grand
Than taking up Sofa
That makes rumps less suffer …

Ted with his own notion
Of an Ideal Nation:
“What she can do for you
Starting with Things to Chew!”

Ted won’t think of a change
With all things out of range....

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spam it is ham in a can
or just big boobs appearing on my screen
never let your computer to land on someone laps
as you will be invaded with meat not to your taste
vegetarian of human flesh I do not care for the abs of young males 
sailing their trade as the udder of young cows do nothing for me
delete will send me the world of obscene
I miss the birds and the flowers 
the good stories of gentle souls taking their rumps in privacy...

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New York City workers
Must be vaccinated or
If they show up for work, they will
Be firmly shown the door.

I’m heartened by this mandate
And especially in schools.
It’s time to bid farewell to all
The anti-vaxxer fools.

We’ve all been pricked for smallpox,
For measles and the mumps
And whooping cough and polio
(And sometimes on our rumps!)

So suck it up and take the shot,
Those missing jabs and swabs,
For you’ll be safer and, of course,
You’ll get to keep your jobs....

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