Short Punters Poems

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Surreally Funny

surreally funny
or half a laugh
I’ve sat in both audiences
while the comic puns and pans

for your amusement
the joker smokes
each and every line cries
know your punters eager

you thought you were
surreally funny but-
you had a distinct
nonsense of humour.

10.2021
© Neil Johns  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: punters, word play,
Form: Free verse


Winding

Secluded in  the last visages
millenium wine washed down by punters
Pinch pockets stare sideways
Spot like eyes
being close with lilly eyed iwallets
A figurative disguise turning blase
The servant drums dance
Harlequins of night mass parade
winding seawards
worshiping the pipers
who have to be paid
Categories: punters, anxiety,
Form: Free verse

Alright beaut?

"Alright beaut?"
The landlady said
As she poured a fresh pint 
Of Ale for our Fred

"Hangin" said Fred
As he supped at his beer
"I been working all week 
Restoring that pier"

Nice little earner
For someone, you see
Brings all the punters 
Down to the sea

Property prices
Will go through the roof
But will be much too high 
For Gethin and Ruth

They'll be displaced
Just over the border
In cheap rundown flats
Where others marauder
Categories: punters, fun,
Form: Rhyme
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