Short Mormons Poems
Short Mormons Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mormons by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mormons by length and keyword.
Pray Thee Well
Mormons converged on Great Salt Lake
To consecrate their Lord's mistake
But found they could float
As well as a boat
Though prayers looked more like patty-cake...
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Categories:
mormons, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Suffered Deliverance
The latter day saints
Their unwanted exodus
Had brought them many trials
Their biggest downfall
When Joseph Smith was martyred
It was a catastrophe
Despite their losses
Their legacy continues
The Church is their example
I am a Latter Day Saint myself.
We are also known as, "Mormons"...
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Categories:
mormons, dedicationday,
Form:
Choka
I-Do-Wa
Not Iowa---Idaho
Not Ohio---I-DA-HO
That's a very old joke, you know,
and it's still not funny.
No, I hate skiing
And mountain biking
No, not corn. Potatoes
And Mormons
Yes, it really IS a state. Look it up.
What's there?
Endless desert
What's there?
Nothing
Nothing but me....
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Categories:
mormons, bereavement, sad, word play,
Form:
Verse
Bare Facts
In Utah, it gets downright chilly
So people are prone to act silly
The Mormons will faint
If you ain't a Saint
They don't have what God gave to Tilli? *
*Tilli Buchanan was arrested and charged
with child abuse for removing her T-shirt inside
her own home whilst helping her husband shift
drywall. ...
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Categories:
mormons, religion,
Form:
Limerick
Pyrite Prayers
80's oldsmobile wagon full of mormons
traveling at five under the speed limit.
a turtlenecked jesus behind the wheel
draws magnetically all pyrite from the
rural hills of zion utah.
gold so much glorious gold
and you can have it to.
just turn your tv dial to the trinity
broadcasting network,
set some plastic fruit out on your
coffee table as an offering
and send your prayer request
in to Plano Texas....
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Categories:
mormons, allegory,
Form:
Blank verse