Short Lout Poems

Fear fallout 
of a lout.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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Siezed
It seems
Don't lout, next
Juncture might be
You...

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Paul was handsome and charming
Well mannered and disarming
Until his conquests found out
He was a lout
The stories they told were alarming...

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hey there, poor, loud lost lout
before you stomp these woodlands
trample these wildflowers
use earbuds to block birdsong
thank the fairies or be cursed...

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Don't hurt yourself
Between us lumka
The thrill is gone
I'm just a big mouthed
Lout wasting your time

Lumka:the afro-centric goddess of broken hearts.also a girl's name...

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How can I keep turning these damn things out
Must be a disease, of that there's no doubt
No known cure
I'm doomed for sure
Destined to rhyme, I'm just a rhyming lout...

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There was as black bull called Bob, a big lout
Was really good at his job, was no doubt
Until a heifer called Sally
Said we aint that pally
Bob a Job it might be but you’re no scout

penned 28/01/2018...

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Give us a break and make it brief
time is such a stealthy thief

Spare us please from meter and line,
your'e not Shakespeare with juicy line

Six is enough don't mess us about, just
write the dam poem, you literate lout!...

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moi
 
Moulded bred crusty
Summers vino severed tie
Auld Stinking Bishop
 
Ma
 
Shiny new sunspot
Shadowed by Misses Meaner
Clouded spineless imp
 
Pa
 
Longhaired lout cuddles
Pints fizzing ale gently pours
Tears orphan abandoned...

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Can't breathe through your nose with your tongue hanging out
Bet you tried, found you could, but it looks like a dog's snout
Sorry, that wasn't nice
I apologize thrice
Don't trust me again, I'm a good-for-nothing lout...

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Gaming (acrostic)

Give me that controller, I command with a shout
After this game and don't be a lout
Modern Warfare my dad adores
I know what I like, it's Halo 4
New games and new tactics we must learn swiftly
Gaming's the best on Xbox 360...

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Limerick : Once a lazy Lout without any clout		

Once a lazy Lout without any clout
Entered politics though hampered by gout
Party voted him Chief
Being good at misChief
Now UN wants him for what ? Ne’er a doubt !

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Low wage-slave she suffers
buffoons and jeans stuffers
checking her out at check out.
Though well educated
her love life was fated
to doom for she wed a lout.
So she smiles at the jerks
all lined up where she works
then writes poems to get it out....

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Run it by slow
You hand me a biro 
Say write a bio
not to buy though

Whilst I note 
If I’ve wrote 
and i quote 
it a boat 
and it put about
lass and lout
find doubt 
mock and gloat 
with no remote
my boat won’t float
so though in a coat
I'm soaked...

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If to you professionalism of a soldier

             is robotic obedience to orders for murder,

                                then count me out,

                                    I'm not a lout,

   I'm much more than that silver dog tag's serial number !...

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Submission
Please grant me my submission,
    for my great commission,
        of crimes in uncertain times.

I think my dear we can work it out,
  if you will think about,
      the fact I no longer act the lout.
love and kisses BG © Now, Terence Cummings Smith...

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Around the lounge a drowsy brown hound was routing,  and found a rowdy lout shouting aloud and flouting a crowd of stout, proud men who frowned at his pounds tumbling down the ground and they clouted and ousted him out and out without any doubt about that money amounted to thousand pounds....

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Oh, yes, I was held hostage by my stuff for a month about.
It was suffocating me, squeezing all the energy out.
To look at it depleted me, made me a loser, a lout.
I began to sort and throw willy nilly, here and there and about.
I am not complete yet, but I feel better without a doubt....

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Quicksand
Oh, man

Hold hope
Need rope

Loud yell
Tear fell

Not heard
Absurd

Swim out
I doubt

Loud roar
I swore

Bad bunch
I’m lunch

Just then
Came friend

He grinned
Chagrined 

He laughed
Held staff

Pulled out
Rude lout

He mugged
I slugged

Amends
Still friends...

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A girl named Zoey
In a love story
Love’s all she can
Throughout the land
Her heart went out
To this lonely lout
This girl so sweet
You’d like to meet
A story so grand
She’s give her hand
To marriage
For love’s carriage
Forever she’s true
Love give’s its due
Being as friends
May their story end

Russell Sivey...

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went to the toilet it tickled my snout,
the best defence is offence ,
i havent a doubt,
so i fired round after brown,
till it was all bloody out,
till me toilet cantered away,
hope it returns at the end of the day,
till then its your bloody shout ,
and johnsons just having his way,
sent by some big assed lout ...ok,
 ......

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run boy run
It’s all in good fun
Stealing old Hickory’s gun
Watch out for that hole

jump boy jump
over the hump
land with a thump
and drop the gun

shout boy shout
real loud out
your such a lout
the gun went off

bang went the gun
it’s all in good fun
we had a good run
and shot old Hickory’s butt

©Copyright 2015. All rights reserved....

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I’m lonely even in a crowd
Before my death don’t give me shroud 
I need you so I want to shout 
My heart and soul I want to tout
I miss you like bliss please don’t pout 
I want to kiss you please don’t flout 
Show me what love is all about
Don’t treat me like a drunken lout 
Without you my life is like drought 
Babe when your buds of love will sprout...

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The hound with his tongue hanging out 

Of his mouth and his tail wagging about 

So fast and furiously the cat thought that the hound looked like a lout.
 
Giving the hound a stare, the cat turned upside down, and continued to flout. 

Give the hound his royal arse facing south,

The hound’s retreat became a rout

8/26/2017...

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I wish for a talent
but it’s not apparent,
it’s something I want
but maybe I haven’t, 

Have you a perspective,
ideas you’ve selected,
thoughts or opinions 
on what I’ve projected?

Have I lost my mind, 
or is half on decline,
Maybe I please you 
with lines that I rhyme?

I'm having some doubt as to what I'm about,
tried as a poet, seen as a lout....

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