Short Hunky Poems

Thou Yank.
Hut OK?  Nay?
O', Yak hunt?
OK, hay nut.

Uh, not yak!
Hunky oat?
Hanky out.
Thank you....

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The hunky man with tarzan zeal 
had sexy buns made of steel   
when he walked 
the girls gawked
as they cried, Oh heh, can I feel ?...

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Believe me, I'm a sun lover to the nth degree
How much is that, it's a bloody lot, as you can see
When old sol is shining
I see a silver lining
My mood is A-plus and everything is hunky dorry...

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fortune tellers
 brunette broom Hilda
 classic Gotti 
Richard Smalley
 hunky-dory
 telling stories
 Blossom Beauty
 absolutely 
and this is soley--
Allegory


3/21/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr  2020...

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~Evil Lucia~


Salad, spaghetti, Spumoni.
M-m-m good....
Lecherous Lucia lusted for the waiter,
Hardly the pizzazy food!
Swirling the Chianti in her glass,
Staring at that Sicilian, hunky, manly mass.



Panagiota Romios
3/28/2019...

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As Mrs Clause poked at her Chicken Chasseur
How could such an opportunity pass her?
With the Reindeers on strike
Santa slow on his bike
Missed her appointment with her hunky Masseur

17/12/22

A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest

Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Check at heaven's home
To sort the fragment of what it is
Bathed in Venus
Idyllic
Hat askew to see the heart
Change gear
Flutters
Drums harder
Uh! My chest
Hunky 
You sparkle
Glittering like a million stars
My diamond
Twister 
Head turner 
Beautiful Liar...

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Hello Honey, are you feeling sunny
or another day of crummy?

Are you going to be grumpy
because your a little lumpy?

Your still my little hunky
because your always spunky.

I love you my sweet Honey
because your never a dummy!

For my sweet hubby     T Reams...

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Hunky dory fee fi fo fum
It is great where you started from
Jumping joseph fat wee wee wee
You’ve done quite well from what I can see

What is your secret, video videe ooh
How can I be as successful as you?
What do I do, hunky dory fee fi foe?
Where do I start? Where do I go?...

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The boiler man’s coming at three,
He's handsome so fit and hunky,
Forget our old boiler,
(He’s just come to oil her)
I’m wishing that he’d service me!



We had the oil central heating boiler serviced today and I couldn't resist a silly poem

16th Sept 2020...

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My heart aches
I am fat
It's already too late!

The workout kills
The instructor is hunky

My stomach churns
I am overweight
It is not even funny

The weights are stuck to the floor
The stretch ribbons won't stretch anymore

My jiggly parts burns

Screw this, I'm out for the door!
Let's go out and have a food war...

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I live in a tree trunk and everything is hunky doory I really enjoy jim morrison's 
music and I really like fleetwood mac as well we bee boop around to it constantly 
in our heads and always have a good time with it.  I really enjoy the prime it is my 
true love so watch out here we come.  so long world I am here....

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~ Chocolate Honeys~

   

                        Waltzing on a plate
                        Oh my dreamy chocolates
                        Wow my hunky date 



                            
                           April 12, 2020 
                            10:30pm PST


                             English Haiku
                                5,7,5...

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She had a kittenish personality; always ready to play.
Her sense of whimsy and hunky-dory attitude was contagious.
Her laugh would have brought happiness to the Netherworld.
He was smitten from the second they met. Wanted more.
Unfortunately, she was already taken and committed.
This did not mean he stopped noticing her.
She elucidated a room, illuminating it with joy....

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Sinewy strong sturdy Seth had his pick of girls
I never date them, he said, if they have any curls.
He broke his own rule when he met my stepmother.
She had gorgeous curls like his youngest stepbrother

We never figured out why he broke his own rule
But handsome hunky Seth is nobody’s fool
He married up, married wise, wealthy and well
They are totally happy as far as we can ever tell...

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A poem is just a bunch of words.
A flock is just a bunch of birds
And Mensa’s just a bunch of nerds,
Yet that’s just half the story.

For writing them so they will flow
Or watching as they skyward go
Or marveling at all they know
Is what provides the glory.

The rhyme and rhythm worth the read,
The soaring high with steady speed,
Eureka moments that we need 
And all is hunky-dory!...

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A.....Angelic
                     B.....Breathtaking
                     C.....Cuddlesome
                     D.....Delectable
                     E.....Erotic
                     F.....Fulfilling
                     G.....Glistening
                     H.....Hunky
                     I......Intoxicating



                     JANUARY 4, 2020

                         3:00PM PST...

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Most Delectable You

In a shower, beneath a rainbow
waterfall of colors,
So beautifully, radiant are you!
I adore watching my Adonis soap his
enticing, glistening dewy skin.
He's so hunky and hypnotic,it makes
my head spin.
He's a delight to my soul and the joy
of my days and nights.
That slippery soaped, olive-skinned god.
The quintessential~love of my life.


Panagiota Romios
4/7/2019...

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In the wee hour before customers came to call,
Groceries came to life and had a Cinderella ball.
"Je'taime," purred the french toast to the frozen peas,
"Oh quit your fast talk. I'm southern, If you please."

The peanut butter tried his luck. He felt rather 'hunky'.
He winked at the jelly. She gasped.  "You sir, are chunky!"
Lemons and limes provided fragrance.  Love was found.
Mr Goodbar married Mrs. Butterworth, their children sold by the pound....

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Difficult time again for you;
no safe haven for you to go?
Where are your friends you call true-blue?
Some friends! You can search high and low
and I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts
not a single one will be found.
Isn’t that usual conduct
of dime-a-dozens’ that abound
when things remain hunky-dory
but disappear when things get tough?
It’s my same old commentary
quite often repeated enough:
the only friend you have is me
through thick and thin times, ma chérie....

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In spite of my extremely good looks
(lol) Still gotta play by the books

No jumping ahead in the line
Each gets their turn everything's fine

Not always hunky-dory though
The ups the downs just take life slow

There ain't no hurry it'll all get done
Take time out for having a little fun

When your time is up and finally over
There'll be nothing but fields of clover
  
Time for good-byes wishing you the best
That completes it as I'm laid to rest...

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