Short Hack Poems

Into
The thicket 'midst
Carpets of blue bell hue-
Hoping the horse didn't loose
A shoe....

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hi my sweet
i`m here for thee 
hack your liver
twist a knee
you will meet the worst of me....

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John Betjeman 

a poetic hack
              with a knack
                          for rime...

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75
In contention
For congestion
I fight you all back
And now
I have
A lungie
To hack
Lol...

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there were those who hack
what did do matter of fact
should never bring back

This is English Language with no  links....

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Martin Johnson Heade
loved orchids it was saidorchids
From hack portraitist he 'came good'
as in this art genre he stood...

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Hackers
By: Tom Wright
3/14/2019

Scammers hack systems
Your identity to steal
If them, how'd they feel?
...

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The top flips easily back
flip-top access to a phlegm-filled hack
blackened teeth and rancid breath
the smoker’s path to a breathless death.
...

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The duck has great features others lack -
Like water runs right off his back.
But for this hack, it’s too much work
To address that green-headed jerk....

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A man's car was stuck on the track
After the software was hack
The people tried to help push
But fell on their tush
The car was the fast train's new snack...

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I learnt to ride
many years ago,
upon a mare
who was rather slow!
Dear old Fruitgum
became a great chum,
each Saturday hack,
riding shotgun at the back!...

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I beg, please stop these attacks
On my computer, who keeps getting hack
Stronger firewalls please
But I keep getting tease
By a hacker who covers his tracks...

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Today all I hear is coughing
Hacking and sniffling 
Disgusting disease
That might catch me
Interrupting conversations
Cough hack sniffle
So annoying
Grab a tissue!...

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There’s a former weight lifter named Greg
Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg
‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack
So his treasured six pack
Now looks more like a Budweiser keg...

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Have you ever had someone tell you you're wrong
Provide them the proof you knew all along
Simply to have them change their song
Chirping you can't hack it to ever be wrong...

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Wishing to get our lost joy back,
we employed every known mind hack,
to rekindle the flame of bliss,
that was birthed by our lover’s kiss
but shadows lacked scent of lilac....

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I once knew a husky young man named Jim
Tried every diet he could to get slim
   He even stopped eating
   Attending the meetings
Of: "Diet? Tried It ~ Just Hack Off a Limb"...

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Poor old Schumer and our poor old Nancy 
Biden gave them not one pardon fancy
He was stabbed in the back
And thrown out like a hack
Now with Donald their futures are chancy...

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A pleasant memory
I learnt to ride
many years ago,
upon a mare
who was rather slow!
Dear old Fruitgum
became a great chum,
each Saturday hack,
riding shotgun at the back!...

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You know who you are.
Write your own stuff.
Don't take my minds eye.
You hack.
Give it back. 
What's the matter?
Aren't you intelligent enough to
Write your own original stuff?...

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The old microwave makes such a racket
I’d tell it to “shut up”, just can’t hack-it
My wife really hates the thing
It works, so endure the pain
Damn thing broke before I could attack it...

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slice me
dice me,
stab me 
jab me,
poke and
prevoke me.
leave me
bereave me,
taunt me
haunt me,
whack and
hack me.
spike me
strike me,
hit me
slit me,
drill me
then kill me....

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I had this terrible knife
in a terrible dream, then awoke
and saw it hovering above me
in my own hand
waiting to do further damage to
these hacked pieces
of this dead pig.

(Nov 2022)...

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Crack this nut
Crack that nut
Do it and…
I’ll kick your butt

Ya don’t do crack
Ya wipe it
Yer just a hack
If Ya like it

Ya don’t get off
Ya get away
Yer just a goof 
If Ya like it...

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Good, Better, Best, Never Let It Rest!
Make the Good Better,
Make the Better Best!
Quotes Grandma Hack,
Yiddish Wisdom Tells,
How To "Tzoros" Crack,
Not Fancy, No Bells,
Just Reducing Our Wrack!...

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