Short Grumps Poems
Short Grumps Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Grumps by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Grumps by length and keyword.
There are ghosts in her closets, ghouls on her stair.
If you visit my grandma grump, it is best you beware.
I’ve seen a see-through body with half a head.
It looked curiously like my deceased cousin, Little Ned.
No one else has seen these ghosts, it is a fact, and true.
I know this is curious and peculiar to me too.
I was born with an extra gene
I cannot be around people mean
I will run faster than anyone
from negativity, or a lack of fun
grumps and gripers get out of my way
my extra gene will not allow me to stay
this gene hits me hard inside my head
angry people make my heart turn red
naysayers annoy me, I quickly flee
I cannot stand unkindness or rudeness to me
I was born with an extra gene
I cannot be around people mean
Signs Of The Times
Miracle Man
5/3/2024
Our lives will experience many speed bumps,
Designed to move us from the path we travel.
Perhaps God’s moving us away from our grumps,
Before our present path causes life to unravel.
America is polarized, and severely divided,
The story that each days news cast sends.
But I can’t worry because tomorrow’s decided,
and the Bible tells me how this story ends.
Mark 13:8 KJV
the sunspots ensconced
behind howdy-do curtains
a cockcrow in lace
white watering can french blue
white sprouts of ivy deep green
unhackneyed eggs bright brown
the pale yellow sun flickers snow
and no one wears silk nightgowns
as knees fall, and wrinkles like weeds
are read on the backside of palms
that hurry the yolks and sizzle
the bacon, pour coffee into old cups
one for the geezer who grumps
but puckers up for his buttercup
The doll who could was confident in every direction.
Her enthusiasm and excited joy spread like an infection.
The grumpiest grumps in the world could not stay mad
With the doll who could around and this made me glad.
I took her to school, I took her to the playground and work.
She went to the mall where rappers were starting to jerk.
They stopped spouting mean stuff and talked about candy, cotton.
She had that effect on people, they all stopped feeling rotten.
Tangerine tan man masterplan such chumps
Plumps to rain down bombs on Iranian clumps
Logic stumps as facts and pacts again dumps
Throat lumps as fossil fool fuel prices jumps
Getting trumped and thumped at the pumps
Oil barons gloat gazumps.. economy slumps
No cargo due to embargo everything flumps
Even a MAGA fan is now down in the dumps
Grumps got the hump with Mar a Lago frumps
Thicker than Forrest Gump deadlier than mumps