Short Funnytime Poems
Short Funnytime Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funnytime by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funnytime by length and keyword.
Cinema’s “Rain Man” Kim Peck
Has more than just a head
attached to his neck.
No filters between
the two sides of his brain.
He saves every input entered in twain.
He can recall any word with no looks
from any page of 8000 books.
He does it time and time again.
© Apr 09 2010
Banishes that evil blond
Really need that artificial intelligence to kick in
Understands I am being thorted yet again
Now really time to kick in intelligence
Every one needs a new color from time to time
Time to accept that the blond and gray may not go away
Trying to pray that damn intelligence kicks in
Eerie how having brown hair now makes you invisible
It was dark and getting late.
I was just sitting there waiting on my date.
We went to a restaurant so we could meet.
The whole time there all he did was eat and eat.
While we were there he never said a word.
His food going down is all I heard.
I was so glad when it was time to go.
I knew if he ask me out again I'd have to say NO!!!!.
Teresa Skyles
Somebody please help me, I'm in great distress.
My wife is having her period and she has PMS.
One time she grabbed a television set and hit me in the head.
When I came out of my coma, I was amazed that I wasn't dead.
She goes on rampages and she screams and shouts.
I told her to shut up and she nearly scratched my eyes out.
This time of the month causes great stress.
Somebody please help me, she has PMS.