Short Funnymoney Poems

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Premium Member A Debtors Last Laugh

While national debt is reduced
The economy needs a boost
Rules from money gods
Say these goals are at odds
So tough times will be introduced

Always find a way not to pay
Hold on to what’s due till doomsday
These ways and means slow
Show it’s better to owe
And with others money to play

Buy like the devil wears Prada
Lose in Las Vegas Nevada
Then pay back old debts
Without any regrets
As now the dollar’s worth nada
Form: Limerick


Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle little star
She got them stuck on her bits, they are
Shining from the lights above
As she caresses her booty with a Michael Jackson glove

 Twinkle, twinkle booty sister
Pole dancing in shoes that gave her a blister
Sweating from the spot lights below
Gives her an even juicy glow

Men stuff money between her cheeks and toes
They get poorer while her money grows
Twinkle, twinkle pole dance girl 
Providing men with an all night thrill
Form: Rhyme

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