Short Funnymen Poems

Short Funnymen Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funnymen by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funnymen by length and keyword.


Mary of Berry

Mary of Berry was wary.
Deceived by a man who would lie.
Disliking men that were hairy,
also, most men wearing a tie.

She had her fill of directions,
from anyone telling the time,
men prodding her with discretions,
or drinking their vodka with lime.
Form: Rhyme


Quintana

there was a girl from Havana
her name was Ms. Quintana
she liked watching men from her cabana
scatily dressed in only bandanas

all those young men in their Speedos
put a rise in her labido
those hot guys made her crazy
then everything just got hazy

when she stood up and almost fainted
a hansome young man got acquainted
as he reached out to catch her fall
she know he was the best one of all

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