Short Duds Poems

fuzzy willow buds
some look much like duds
sparking with spring dew
robins give a coo...

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A woman who dresses in suds
Does not really need any duds
Without being mean
She's easy to clean 
But do keep an eye out for studs!...

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In Georgia, the peaches are buds
But we know they soon will be duds
With everyone sick
There is no one to pick
But the cows will still chew their cuds...

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A lady who frequented pubs
wound up with besotted old duds.
	Englishmen, she said, drink,
	far too much, I think –
I should look elsewhere for hubs....

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Jolly jolly jackrabbit
	Hopping down the aisle
Nesting in my flight jacket
	With a happy smile.

Gimme gimme milk duds
	Gimme gimme fire
Bathing in the soap suds
	Singing in the choir....

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Filthy filthy
Foolish flake thieves
Dirty tricks up their sleeves
Hurting good people and destroying our earth-
Their very essence has no worth.

The duds of humanity
The ickness of vanity.
The mere mad misers-
The filthy filthy
Colonizers !...

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When I’m wearing jeans with rivets,
Which is like a fashion thing,
Does the fact I’m wearing rivets
Make me much more riveting?

I suspect the answer’s equal
To the men all sporting studs.
Sometimes thoughts that feel like firecrackers
Turn out to be duds....

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Ghost pumpkin 
When the knife
Is inserted in
Your ruff wrinkly skin

You will not feel
As your life blood
Comes to spill
Onto our duds

Scariest face
On the road
But oh the taste
In our abode

When your flesh
Is transformed
Into a mesh
Of pie that's norm...

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After a long, long snooze Rip Van Winkle,

   Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle!

      Said he, a bit dotty,

         "Quick!  Bring me a potty!

            I'm in need of a humongous tinkle!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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My good friend Cletus looked mighty spiffy in his new attire.

New suit, shoes, shirt and tie - he was ready to set the world afire

He asked me what I thought about his new duds but I hadn't the heart to say,

That I had donated his entire ensemble to Goodwill just the other day!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved...

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   You swing onto the ramp of anticipation
     then sputter and stall, deceleration
   March, thy name is frustration

   Your southern breezes arise and tease
     ‘til night plunges the ground in deep-freeze
   March, your late frosts displease 

   Your rains help the leaves start to bud
      then your snows turn frail flowers to duds
   March, your name I spell M-U-D
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Fancy juggle clown girl with her hair pinned up
Dined in the kitchen with the maids who sup.
We were thrilled with her fashionable gray dress.
She told us her name was Clown Clarita Caress.

She looked quite tame compared to another clown.
She showed off her designer duds all over town.
Her shoes were polished, her make-up was tasteful.
She did everything right, and was never wasteful....

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not me
oh gee


big size 
no prize


no sweets
no treats


pants tight
a_rse fight


butt shakes
earth quakes


milk duds
thick blood


chair broke
much coke


scale wrong
ding dong


whipped cream
their dream


much cheese
dress squeeze


big house
fat spouse


wide thighs
no guys 


bed broke
blame bloke


tight dress 
big mess


    
            September 27, 2020
                  2:45pm PST

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